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ZaptheSap
埃里克？萨珀斯登 / EricSaperston
Icouldn’ “ZaptheSap！” ， ， Ifeltmyheart， mycharacter， .
WhenIwaselectedstudentbodypresident， ’tknowandtheywouldthrowittosomeonetheydidn’， wehadbuiltacommunityofpeoplewhometeverydayatlunchtothrowFrisbees.
OnedaywhilethrowingFrisbees， ， ， ， “BringaFriend.”
SothenextweekwhileplayingFrisbee， wewouldthrowittosomeonewedidn’tknow， ， “ Weguaranteeaclimaxeverytime.”
， ， ’， wealltookturnsgrabbingacomerofherchairaswecarriedher1.7milestothetop.
， wehadover75peopleclimbingthemountainonThursdays， .
Withthestudentbodyelectionsapproaching， .IknewIcouldmakeadifferencewithacampaignteamof75peoplerallyingaroundmeandnoonewassurprisedthatIhadwontheelection.
ThefirstthingIdidaspresidentwashangasignoutsidetheAssociatedStudentsofficethatread， “UnderNewManagement！” ’sofficeforbeingintroubleandthiswasoneofthefewtimesIhadactuallyachievedbonafiderespectandappreciationfrommypeers.
， ， ， thatIwasabusingmyposition， butIwasn’tlistening.
Itwasn’’， orsoIthought， suddenlyturnedintooneofmyworstnightmares.“ZaptheSap！” posterswouldsoonbeeverywhereoncampus.
WhenIrealizedIhadmadeamistake， .There_wasI， oneofthemost-likedguysoncampus， powerfulandmakingadifference， untilmyegotookoveranddestroyedeverything.
Afriendofminesaid， “Whenamanlooksintotheabyssandnothingisstaringback， thatiswhenhefindshistruecharacter.” -hardsupporters， whoforwhateverreasondidnotquitonme， ’tjustgoingtorolloverandacceptdefeat.
， -actplays， ， .
IamnotsureifIwouldhavebeenrecalledornot， but， byastrokeofmagicordivineintervention， .
