Wasthereeversuchanimpossibleman!, , inthefaceoffamineandtherigorouswinter, hewentoutgaylyinquestofamessoftrout, forsooth, becausehe"doted"onthem!Hadgloombutrested, nomatterhowlightly, onhisbrow, orhadhisbovinecountenancegrownlongandseriousandlesslikethemoon, orhadheremovedthatsmilebutoncefromoffhisface, , hegrewonlymorecheerfulundermisfortune.
."Ifightyou?Why?"."Youaresofunny!Ho!ho!You'llbethedeathofme!Hee!hee!hee!Oh!Ho!ho!ho!
Whatwouldyou?, howIhatedhim!Thentherewasthatname-Claverhouse!Whataname!Wasn'titabsurd?Claverhouse!Mercifulheaven, whyClaverhouse?, orBrown, orJones-butClaverhouse!-Claverhouse!Shouldamanlivewithsuchaname?Iaskofyou."No,""No"saidI.
, , close-mouthed, , , -eyestwinkling, andthelightglowingandspreadinginhisfacetillitwasasafull-risenmoon.
"Ha!ha!ha!"helaughed."Thefunniesttike, thatyoungsterofmine!Didyoueverhearthelike?.'Opapa!'hecried,'agreatbigpuddleflewupandhitme.'"
Hestoppedandwaitedformetojoinhiminhisinfernalglee.
"Idon'tseeanylaughinit,"Isaidshortly, andIknowmyfacewentsour.
Heregardedmewithwonderment, andthencamethedamnablelight, glowingandspreading, asIhavedescribedit, tillhisfaceshonesoftandwarm, likethesummermoon, andthenthelaugh-"Ha!ha!That'sfunny!Youdon'tseeit, eh?Hee!hee!Ho!ho!ho!Hedoesn'tseeit!Why, ."
, Ithought, cursehim!, Icouldhearhismonstrouslaughreverberatingagainstthesky.
