“Well, mydearsir, , andmycomfortisimpaired-destroyed, -Iwillputittoyouinsuchawaythatyoucancomprehendit, ifyouwillletme,”saidthepoorskeleton, tiltingthehoodofhisshroudback, asifhewereclearingforaction, andthusunconsciouslygivinghimselfajauntyandfestiveairverymuchatvariancewiththegravecharacterofhispositioninlife-sotospeak-andinprominentcontrastwithhisdistressfulmood.
“Proceed,”saidI.
“Iresideintheshamefuloldgraveyardablockortwoaboveyouhere, inthisstreet-there, now, Ijustexpectedthatcartilagewouldletgo!-thirdribfromthebottom, friend, hitchtheendofittomyspinewithastring, ifyouhavegotsuchathingaboutyou, thoughabitofsilverwireisadealpleasanter, andmoredurableandbecoming, ifonekeepsitpolished-tothinkofshreddingoutandgoingtopiecesinthisway, justonaccountoftheindifferenceandneglectofonesposterity!”-andthepoorghostgratedhisteethinawaythatgavemeawrenchandashiver-fortheeffectismightilyincreasedbytheabsenceofmuffingfeshandcuticle.“Iresideinthatoldgraveyard, andhaveforthesethirtyyears;andItellyouthingsarechangedsinceIfrstlaidthisoldtiredframethere, andturnedover, andstretchedoutforalongsleep, withadelicioussenseuponmeofbeingdonewithbother, andgrief, andanxiety, anddoubt, andfear, foreverandever, andlisteningwithcomfortableandincreasingsatisfactiontothesextonswork, fromthestartlingclatterofhisfrstspadefulonmycoffntillitdulledawaytothefaintpattingthatshapedtheroofofmynewhome-delicious!My!Iwishyoucouldtryittonight!”Andoutofmyreveriedeceasedfetchedmearattlingslapwithabonyhand.