Womenaresoftandgentle, buttheyhitthings.
IfyourwifehitssomethinginaVolkswagen, itdoesnthurtyouverymuch.
VWpartsareeasytoreplace. Andcheap. Afendercomesoffwithoutdismantlinghalfthecar. Anewonegoesonwithjusttenbolts. For $24.95* pluslabor.
Andwe‘llalwayshavethekindoffenderyouneed. Becausethat’stheonekindwehave.
MostotherVWpartsareinterchangeabletoo. Insideandout. Whichmeansyourwifeisntlimitedtofendersmashing.
Shecanjabthehood. Grazethedoor. Orbumpoffthebumper.
Itmaymakeyoufurious, butitwontmakeyoupoor.
Sowhenyourwifegoeswindow-shoppingforaVolkswagen, dontworryaboutathing.
Youcanconvenientlyreplaceanythingsheusestostopthecar.
Eventhebrakes.
