佚名/Anonymous
:mysecondwifeandme, myex-wifeandherspouse, andthegroom''vebeenmarriedtomywife, Ialwayssaytwenty-threeyears, ?It'seasierformetoaddbothofmymarriagestogethertoachievemyidealnumber;anumberI', therefore, I'vebeenwearingtheballandchainforquitesometime.
IfirstmetRandy, myson-in-lawtobe, , stillunabletofigureoutwhymywifespentovereighthundreddollarsonherdresswhenI'dbeforcedtowearatuxandshoesthatnumerousbodieshadbeeninside, “monkeysuits”, , mychoicedidn'tcorrespondwithmydaughter'-in-lawwasthetall, , 'dleft, Iassumedcorrectly.
Mynextstopwastheweddinghall, -pleasingofficemanager, Noelle, askedmeifI', 'tseeabroomcloset, astherewouldbemanywitchesattendingthewedding, 'tlaughatmyhumor, .
Thedayofthewedding, mydaughter, Jenny, decidedtohavebothhermother, myex-wife, , butIwasforcedtoagreethatitwasJenny'sweddingandnotmine, , 'tplanthewedding, pickouttheweddingchapel, theweddingdress, themenu, -wifenorthegroom', especiallywhenthesmilingNoellefollowedmearoundeverywhereIwent, probablywonderingifIhadanothercreditcardthathadn'tbeenmaxedout.
'vereadmymindbecauseIreceivedsomedisturbinglooksfromher.
Theceremonywasn'twhatI'dwanted, ''vebeenaredflag, 'sweddingtotheritualthattheQueenofEnglandheldatPrincessDiana''swedding?AgainIheldmytonguesasmywifesqueezedmyhand, 'vemusteredupatearortwo, theywouldn'thavebeentearsofjoy.
