佚名/Anonymous
, grumpy, , '.（Thisisnotalwayssuchabadthing.）Youfeelfrustratedandanxious, whichcaninduceanail-bitingfrenzythatcanescalateintoatriple-chocolate-mud-cake-eatingfrenzyinablinkofaneye!Onbluedaysyoufeellikeyou''reabouttoburstintotearsatanymomentandyoudon', 'renotsurehowmuchlongeryoucanhangonandyoufeellikeshouting,“Willsomeonepleaseshootme!”Itdoesn', fndsomenewwrinkles, putonalittleweight, ', divorced, orfired, makefoolofyourselfinpublic, beafflictedwithademeaningnickname, 'reundermajorpressuretofllsomeoneelse'sshoes, yourbossispickingonyou, , oraslippeddisk, badbreath, atoothache, chronicgas, drylips, , you'reconvincedthatsomeoneuptheredoesn', whattodo, whattodo?
Well, ifyou'relikemostpeople, you', , , evenworse, , becauseyou'reonlyyoungonceandyou'?
Afterall, theworldisfullofamazingdiscoveries, thingsyoucan', , youmightendupfabulouslyrichorevenbecomeahugesuperstar（oneday）.Soundsgood, doesn'tit?Butwait, there'smore!Therearehandstands, andgamestoplayandyogaandkaraokeandwild, crazy, , there', whisperingsweetnothings, cuddles, smooches, moresmoochesandevenmoresmooches, afriskylovebiteortwo, andthen, well, —“justslidingintoahotbubblebath”kindoffeeling?It'seasy.
