SorrowsoftheMillionaire
?佚名 / Anonymous
Themillionaireclass, asmallbutgrowingoneintowhichanyofusmaybeflungtomorrowbytheaccidentsofcommerce, , thisisthefirsttractthathaseverbeenwrittenformillionaires.
Intheadvertisementsofthemanufacturersofthecountry, , boys, youth, gents, ladies, artisans, professionalmen, evenpeers, andkings, arecateredfor; butthemillionaire’scustomisevidentlynotworthhaving; , adulyorganizedandbusymarketinHoundsditch, whereyoucanbuyabootforapenny, youmaysearchtheworldinvainforthemarketwherethe50poundsboot, thespecialdearlineofhatsatfortyguineas, theclothofgoldbicyclingsuit, andtheCleopatraclaret, fourpearlstothebottle, canbepurchasedwholesale.
, inmanythingshecannotenjoyhimselfmorethanmanypoormendo, norevensomuch; foradrummajorisbetterdressed; atrainer’sstableladoftenridesabetterhorse; thefirst-classcarriageissharedbyofficeboystakingtheiryoungladiesoutfortheevening; everybodywhogoesdowntoBrightonforSundayridesinthePullmancar; andofwhatuseisittobeabletopayforapeacock’sbrainsandwichwhenthereisnothingtobehadbuthamorbeef?