佚名/Anonymous
, grumpy, , '.(Thisisnotalwayssuchabadthing.) Youfeelfrustratedandanxious, whichcaninduceanail-bitingfrenzythatcanescalateintoatriple-chocolate-mud-cake-eatingfrenzyinablinkofaneye! Onbluedaysyoufeellikeyou''reabouttoburstintotearsatanymomentandyoudon', 'renotsurehowmuchlongeryoucanhangonandyoufeellikeshouting,“Willsomeonepleaseshootme!”Itdoesn', findsomenewwrinkles, putonalittleweight, ', divorced, orfired, makefoolofyourselfinpublic, beafflictedwithademeaningnickname, 'reundermajorpressuretofillsomeoneelse'sshoes, yourbossispickingonyou, , oraslippeddisk, badbreath, atoothache, chronicgas, drylips, , you'reconvincedthatsomeoneuptheredoesn', whattodo?
Well, ifyou'relikemostpeople, you', , , evenworse, , becauseyou'reonlyyoungonceandyou'?
Afterall, theworldisfullofamazingdiscoveries, thingsyoucan', , youmightendupfabulouslyrichorevenbecomeahugesuperstar (oneday).Soundsgood, doesn'tit? Butwait, there'smore!Therearehandstands, andgamestoplayandyogaandkaraokeandwild, crazy, , there', whisperingsweetnothings, cuddles, smooches, moresmoochesandevenmoresmooches, afriskylovebiteortwo, andthen, well, “justslidingintoahotbubblebath”kindoffeeling? It'seasy.
